I saw my humans eat an entire bag of goldfish in one hour while they sat on their butts playing something called “Mario Kart.”
I also overheard that my mom has been trying to be on a diet during something called the “the pandemic.” But I don’t see anyone lock her in a room for eating something she shouldn’t or for eating someone else’s food! As for my dad, I saw him eat that Mickey ice cream.
And as for CHARLIE, that skinny old man gets fed whenever he wants. All day everyday (and night). I just try to take my rightful share of his food.
Why do they all get to eat so much and I get so little? What makes them so damn special?
CURRENT MOOD: JEALOUS
CURRENT WEIGHT: STILL 16.8 lbs