Diary of a Fat Cat
I'm Archer. I'm on a diet and this is my story.
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Month: August 2020

Aug302020Sep 1 2020
3,897

What fresh hell is this?

My humans brought an evil robot into the house.  It’s some type of food container, but somehow that skinny old man CHARLIE has magical powers over it.  The two are working together.  Torturing me.  Mocking me.   There is some type of clear shield covering the food that only opens when Charlie eats out of it. When I… Read More

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Aug202020Sep 1 2020
551

The Tell-Tail Cat

True! — hungry — very, very dreadfully hungry I had been and am; but why will you say that I am fat?  The diet had sharpened my senses — not destroyed — not dulled them.  Above all was the sense of hearing acute. I could  hear it.  The spoon in the can, the scoop in… Read More

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Aug162020Sep 1 2020
279

My humans are rude.

At least they tried to hide it from me that Charlie was getting fed all the time at first.  I mean, I knew what was going on.  They would put me in the room and give King Charlie as much food as he wanted.  But at least they tried to shield me from what was… Read More

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Aug122020Sep 1 2020
60

What are they doing here all day if not feeding me?

That’s the entire point of humans, right?  Did I just end up with the most useless humans in the world?  But, then again, CHARLIE gets fed ALL DAY.  It’s like we’re all just living in king Charlie’s world. CURRENT MOOD:  PEEVED

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Aug92020Sep 1 2020
4,362

They’re not ones to talk…

I saw my humans eat an entire bag of goldfish in one hour while they sat on their butts playing something called “Mario Kart.” I also overheard that my mom has been trying to be on a diet during something called the “the pandemic.”  But I don’t see anyone lock her in a room for… Read More

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Aug22020Sep 1 2020
5,566

They tried to exercise me today – joke’s on them

I’m just as happy rolling around on my back swatting at the feathers.  It’s fun to watch them try though. CURRENT MOOD: AMUSED CURRENT WEIGHT: 16.8 lbs

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About Me

I'm Archer
I'm on a diet and I'm sad.
My humans adopted me from the Humane Society of Greater Miami. Lots of my friends are waiting there to find forever homes.
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