I am back after a holiday break and today is my adoption anniversary! Yes, this is the day I was brought home by those fat hypocrites. But their attempts to starve me have failed. I have developed even more stealthy tricks to get more food — and not just any food — the GOOD stuff. The stuff they give Charlie!
I sneak out when my humans aren’t paying attention (losers) and launch myself to grab a bite. They have a little freak out and complain about his food being “high calorie” or something. I’m assuming high calorie means delicious.
This was me my first day home!
Ok ok I might have packed on a LITTLE weight since then…